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Best Quotes About Friendship Funny With Images Whatsapp Facebook Instagram Captions For Funny Friendship is a mercury drop. If it is dropped. Impossible to recollect. So do not drop your friends!!!!

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hen I say that I won’t tell anybody, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief.

Some people go to priests, others to poetry, I to my friends.

Some people go to priests, others to poetry, I to my friends.

A friendship that can end never really began

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.


My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.

 Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.

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Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together.

True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.

 Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends Will steal it and yell: RUN LOSER RUN!

What is a Best friend? A single soul in two bodies.

Once best friends now strangers with memories.

That awkward moment when people act like they know your best friend better than you do.


A good friend helps you up when yo fall a best friend laughs in your face and trips you again.

Love begins with a smile grows with a kiss and end with tear drop.

A best friend is someone who tells you the truth even when you don’t want to hear it.

 Selfless love is more common than true friendship.

It is better to live alone. There is no friendship with a fool.

 A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second an stops the third.

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 A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your hear.

That awesome moment when you’re telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.

Friendship isn’t a big thing it’s a million little things.

My friends are the weirdest, most craziest people I know but I love them.

World is full of smiles, whenever friends are with me.

If friendship is your weakest point then your the strongest person in the world.

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Good friends are like starts. You don’t always see them but you know they’re always there.

A friend is a person who goes around saying nice things about you behide your back.

Every friendship doesn’t change into love but every love begins with friendship.

Friendship is like a paper once it’s crumpled it can’t be perfect.

Relation of friendship is greater then the relation of blood.

Don’t make friends before understand and don’t break friendship after misunderstanding.


A beautiful friendship can change people.

A day spend with friends is always a day well spend.

I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light.

Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.

The best mirror is an old friend.

A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.

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Friends are like stars, they come and go, but the ones that stay are the ones that glow

Good Friends Are Hard to Find, Difficult to Leave, Impossible to Forget.

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.

I have learnt that once a friendship is broken. it never gets normal again!

God gave us relatives. Thank God we can choose our friends.


If you have crazy friends you have everthing.

 Best Friends. They know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

 Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.

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 I love people I can be weird with.

Friends are like stars. You may not see them all the time, but they are for sure there.

 Friends are angels who lift our feet when our own wings have trouble remembering how to fly

You will never forget a person who came to you with a torch in the dark.

Be loyal to those who had your back when you had nothing

Thousand words of any teacher does not hurt much.But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears to the eyes.!

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No new friends needed, already overloaded.

There’s something about childhood friends that you just can’t replace.

Angles exist but sometimes they don’t have wings and are called FRIENDS.

We are going to be best friends forever. besides you already know too much.

Real queens fix each other’s crowns.

Best friends are people who make your problems their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.


As we grow up, we realize it becomes less important to have a ton of friends, and more important to have real ones.

 Life is better with friends

True friends say good things behind your back and bad things to your face

Every introvert is an extrovert but only to handful of people.

Friends become our choosen family.

You are my Best friend, my human diary and my other half. You mean the world to me and I LOVE YOU.

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we have been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.

I don’ have “squad” But I know like 4 or 5 people who probably don’t want me to die.

If you Fix a Time with your bestfriend to come at 6PM and he is there at 6PM Then He is not your Best friend.

There are friends. there is family, and then there are friends that become family.

Dear Bestfriend, I don’t know how to thank you but I’m lucky to have you in my life.

People who defend your name when you’re not around are the most loyal friends you could ever get.

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together we party, together we cry, kept every single secret , and covered every lie, because we’re best friends till the day we die. I love my best friends!

A friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be anywhere else.

I have told my friends we are going to be friends forever.because I’m too lazy to find new ones. 🙂 ♥

If your friend doesn’t annoy you at times then it’s not a true friendship. x)

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Our phone fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.


The best friends in life may not be always there when you want them but are always there when you need them.

A good friend is a connection to life a tie to past a road to future the key to sanity in a totally insane world.

I want to true friend. To whom I can share my every problem, I can share my every happy moment anyone interested then call me.

Great friends are part of memories, which time can never erase when life is blessed with friend like you sweeter memories still remain.

In the time of crises I was not hurt by the harsh words of my enemies, but by the silence of my friends.

Sign of a true friend he always see the pain behind your eyes at that time when everyone says man you smile a lot!!

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Sound become music, movement becomes dance, smile becomes laughter & life becomes celebration. When old friend keep in touch. Happy friends day!!!

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I will let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend forever.

If care is a wave, I give you sea. Leaf. If trust is a planet, I give you galaxy, if friendship is life, I give you mine for free.keep smiling friend.

Never say your happy when your sad, never say your fine when you are not ok, never say you feel good when you feel bad, and never say your alone when I m there.

Read it carefully and get meaning! Minimum love is friendship. But maximum friendship is love strange but true! Happy friendship day!

Friends are like streets lights, they do not shorten the distance but they make the path worth a walk. I treasure you my friend.

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Fan is changed to ac radio is changed to tv cassette to CD lover to wife but, do you know any option to change a friend ?

When people see my messages, they think I am addicted to messaging. They are wrong because they do not know that I am addicted . To my sweet friends.!

A loving smile & a heart of gold your dearest person this world can hold though heart fails & life departs you will live as a friend forever in my heart.

Tree is green. Sea is blue. Night is black. Milk is white. Friends are red. Because. My friends are my blood!!!

 Life is a heart attack. Love is a medicine. Lover is a treatment. But, friend is a doctor. How are you ? My lovable doctor.

Life will change from classroom to office, jeans to formals, books to files, pocket money to salary, what will never change is friendship. Let it be4ever!!!!


The single finger of friend that wipes out your tear during your failure is much better than the one0fingers which come together to clap for you.

Love is Docomo, do the new. Marriage is idea can change your life, wife is Hutch, where ever you go she follows but friendship is Airtel one express yourself.

Somebody asked me to explain the relationship between you and me, they expected the answer as, just friends. But I simply smiled and said. God’s gift.

I know yu hate me, but the day when you will know the truth, you will hate yourself!!!

The one and only time, I hated the word ‘f are I e and the s’. Is when she said let us be only ‘f are I e and the s’ !!

The day your f.r.i.e.n.d.s stop bringing their .problems to you is the day you have lost command over their hearts!!!

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Love is not only made for lovers. It is also made 4 true friends. A true friend can love more than a lover.

Friendship is a mercury drop. If it is dropped. Impossible to recollect. So do not drop your friends!!!!

Two things are important in our life. Friend friendship first one, you should make. Second one, you should keep.

The greatest gift is not found in a store nor under a tree, but in the hearts of t are you e f are I e and the s.

The one who likes you most, sometimes hurts you, but again he is the only one who feels your pain.

God never wanted us to face the tough times alone! That is y god made us friends.


In a multiple choice world a f are I e and the is not a be or c but d. All of the above.

At the shrine of friendship never say die, let the wine of friendship never run dry.

A friendship is a see deep like ocean, high like sky, kind like mother, strong like iron, cute like tum and sweet like hum

Friendship requires little effort even when friends are busy with their own lives, a simple sms reminds each other that you are not forgotten!!!

Life is the art of drawing. Without an eraser!!!

A friend is one special person who can pull out a happy tear from your eye. Even if you do not have tears to cry!!

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Love is a small coin life is a big coin lover is a sweet coin but friendship is gold coin.

Friends are like melons. Shall I tell you why?. To find one good. You must a hundred try!!

Love a set of heart attraction a set of style marriage a set of life but friendship a set of you!!!

Heart never hate blood! Flower never hate honey! My heart never hate you and your friendship!!!

One day I may die without saying good bye to you but I will never forget to say thank you because you have given me one of loveliest friendship.

Two of my friends were arguing as who is dear to me. I was smiling silently thinking of you.


A poor man says work is life. A rich man says money is life. A lover says love is life but. I say my idiot friends are my life.

Everything happens for a purpose our friendship was not an accident, god wanted me to get the best but, unfortunately you got the best!!

A loving smile a heart of gold your dearest person this world can hold though heart fails life departs you will live as a friend forever.

Tree is green. Sea is blue. Night is black. Milk is white. Friends are red. Because. My friends are my blood!!

Great day that everybody believes that this friendship is everlasting than any other relationship.

Ur father guides your mother cares your brother shares your sister loves. But a true friend does all. Be a true friend.

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Never love a friend who hurts you never hurt a friend who loves you sacrifice everything for a friend who care for you.

Heart comes from birth. Love comes from birth. Life starts from birth. But friendship comes only when you want it and search for it.

Friendship is not finding gold or silver among the rocks of life. It is accepting each other as coal until diamonds are formed with time!!!

Friendship is a incurable diseases which will finish after the death.

A loving memory of your smiling face, a friend like you can never replace, deep in my heart you will always stay, truly remembered ever!!

Friendship is a warm feeling which comes from the inner core of the heart it cannot be buy or sell!!

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If we had not spoken to strangers, we would not have had any friends in life at all. Amazing but true!!

Do you think, tat any one can live without friends? It is impossible. Because friends are the inseparable part of our life!!!!

Word of true friend: I would conquer the whole world with just one hand, if you are holding the other hand.

Golden rules to feel happy meet a friend, call a friend, talk to your friend, hug a friend, and love a friend.

6 rules to be happy free your heart from hatred free your mind from worries live simply expect less give more & always have me as your friend!!!

The best cosmetic for the lips is truth, for the voice is prayers, for the eyes is pity, for the hands is charity & for the life is friend ship


I might run out of cute graphics to send you, but ill never run out of this: care for you

 When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm.

Friends are like fishes we have to keep long patience to catch them. So, it is better to stay nice, otherwise I will fry you.

If you live to be a hundred I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.

A good way to differentiate love and friendship without you I cannot live is love u must live, I m with u is friendship!!!!

Square has 4 ends triangle has 3 ends line has to ends life has one end but our friendship has no end!!!


Your best friends are going to hurt you every once in a while, you must forgive them for that.

Our paths may change as life goes along, but the bond between friends remains ever strong!!!

Friends are the roses of life: pick them carefully and avoid the thorns.

Despite the advice about choosing your friends wisely, you really cannot choose your friends. They choose you!!!

A good friend finds it harder to hold a pencil than to hold a grudge!!!

I may never get the chance to win the lottery. I may never get the chance to go on vacation. But I have the chance to be your friend, that chance I will take!!!

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Beware when you are judging you friends, for they maybe judging you first!!!

Friends are like money in the bank, longer you keep them, the more they are worth!!!

It would be easier to cut off my hand than lost you as my friend!!!

A friend is someone who smile when you smile, laugh when you laugh, but hold your hand when you cry!!!!

A friend is someone who listens when you speak, understands when you cry and guides you on your way!!

Good Friends Are Hard to Find, Difficult to Leave, Impossible to Forget.


Don’t walk behind me; I may not lead. Don’t walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.

Friendship is so weird. you just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like “yup I like this one” and you just do stuff with them.

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

A single rose can be my garden. a single friend, my world.

A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.

A single rose can be my garden, a single friend is my world.

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True friends are never apart. Maybe in distance, but not in heart.

Great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, impossible to forget.

Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.

Friendship doubles your joy and divides your sorrow.

The best mirror is an old friend.

A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.


Friends are like stars, they come and go, but the ones that stay are the ones that glow!!!!

A friend is someone who understand your past, believes in your future, and accepts you today just the way you are.

Friendship. is not something you learn in school. But if you haven’t learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven’t learned anything.

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down!!!

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.

Friendship isn’t a big thing – it’s a million little things.

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A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be.

Liking someone doesn’t mean you have to be lovers, sometimes you just have to be friends.

There are no strangers in this world. There are only friends you haven’t met yet!

True friends say good things behind you back and bad things to your face.

I don’t have an attitude, I have standards for the people who are supposed to be my friends.

Just wanted to say thank you for coming into my life and being my TRUE FRIEND.


In the end we will remember not the words of our enemies but the silence of our friends.

If you want to have real friends, the first step you have to do is to Be ONE.

A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend has lived them with you.

One place where you can pretend to have a lot of friends “. FACEBOOK .”

True friend’s silence hurts more than an enemy’s rough words.

Good friends don’t let you do stupid things alone.

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Friends are family you choose for yourself.

Its better to be friends than to be lovers b’coz you forget a lover but you never forget a friend.

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness.

I have benefits if anybody needs a friend 🙂

True friends are always there for you. Fake friends only appear when they need something from you.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with . Face Expressions.


Should I be happy that we’re friends or sad b’boz thats all we will ever be?

Never let your friends feel lonely . Disturb them all the time.

Freinds Are Shade And Happiness Of Our Lives. I Love My Freinds Forever.

Fake Friends Believe In Rumors Real Friends Believe In You.

Good Friends are hard to find, are hard to fine, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.

A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself.

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If friendship is your weakest point then ou are strongest person in the wolrd.

True Friend will stand up for you!

A true Friend loves at all times.

Flirting is a risky game. One mistake, and you are committed.

True friendship is when two friends can walk in opposite directions, yet remain side by side.

Friends are connected heart to heart. Distance and time can’t break them apart.


Friendship is based on trust, without it. there is nothing.

Friendship isn’t meant to be a one way street.

Friends are like stars, they come and go, but the ones that stay are the ones that glow!!!

If you lose a friend because you’re honest,he wasn’t a good friend.!!

Hold a true friend and don’t let go. True friend comes once in a lifetime.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

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Best friends are sent from the heavens. They provider a shoulder to cry on during heartbreaks.

You don’t make friends, recognize them.

Your friendship to me means a lot to me.

Friendship is a mirror, so that nothing can be hidden.

friend has no end.

Never leave your friends side unless you want drama.

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